Engaged, non-smoking, female is seeking an enthusiastic, early morning workout partner. Current partner is adorable and a lover of the early morning hours, but has a habit of being very distracting (see: big brown eyes). Potential partner must meet the following qualifications:
- Must be human; preference will be given to those without excess body hair and eye boogers
- Must possess the ability to “go potty” on your own
- Must re-fuel on something other than small spiders that you find around the apartment
- Must be very focused at task on hand; bringing out other distractions (e.g. toys) is not permissible
- Must not try to consistently lick me while exercising
- Must have no more than two legs
- Must be no more adorable than my current partner (to help focus)
- Must not be afraid of the foam roller, hairdryer or KitchenAid
- Must know what tempo track shorts are and be big enough to fit in a pair
- Must be able to give high fives after a good workout
If you, or someone you know, fits the requirements listed above. Please email me at twentysixandthensome [at] gmail [dot] com.
Happy Running!
Cute post!
Awww what a cute workout buddy!! I wish I had a buddy that would get up with me in the mornings! usually my cat goes outdoors when I leave to run if it isn’t too cold but she’s not really into exercising!
Awwww! Made me smile! 🙂
ME ME ME ME ME!! PRETTY PLEASE!! Girl, you are absolutely hilarious. Wouldn’t it be the absolute greatest to work out together…someday:)
aww your dog is so cute. That’s so funny that she’s afraid of the foam roller
hahaha awww lolo is too cute! my cats drive me nuts anytime I try and do yoga or ride my trainer….very distracting! if i could keep up with you and we lived closed I’d definitely be down to be your morning workout buddy 🙂
haha, now that i’ve read it, cute! 🙂
That’s so funny, all her little toys piled around! 🙂
hahah too cute! If I wasn’t so far away I would do it in a heartbeat!!
ME!!!! We need to be closer 🙁 Although maybe we should try to set up one morning a week where we can meet half way or something? Hmmm, let’s discuss.
Oh my GOD! what a cutie! i love that all her toys are in your way!!!!
That is too cute!
Lola is too cute! 🙂 So jealous that you have such an adorable pup!
So cute… I have the same problem. When I get ready to do abs or the Barre I have to lay out two mats. One for me and one for Maxine our Bichon. Everytime I do a crunch she licks me. Turns in to a good game. I think you have a great workout buddy!
Move to austin! we’re up at 4:40am and I would totally run with you!
🙂
Ha so funny!
I adopted a retired racing greyhound at Christmas time thinking he would be good company for my runs. WRONG! This boy is a 45 mph couch potato. It runs like lightening for the first minute then he wants to turn around and go home and sleep all day!!!
I need to get him on couch potato to 5k!!!
I should post the same thing when I am looking for workout partner lol.