Ya you, I’m talking to you.
No, not that other guy. I like cycling, I love running and they’ve both been fairly decent to me.
I want to talk to YOU because you and I, we’re having issues.
I don’t get you, seriously, WTF man? You and I both know that our relationship is still new and we started out slow. I gave you time to grow on me, got special gear for you, and even shoved my oversized head into too small of caps for you. I’ve been hitting the pool more often than ever and by this point in the game, I was hoping you could reciprocate some of the love?
I’m not asking for Michael Phelps-like performance. I’m realistic. But at least we could be moving our relationship in the FORWARD direction. When I plug my data into Training Peaks and it spits out such hateful and negative paces, I seriously want to kick you in the knees.
So what gives? I know I’m not a fast swimmer and it’s likely due to my gangly chicken arms, but for the love of all that’s wet, can we puh-leez just get past this swimming hump and produce some semblance of paces that we had last season.