Boy meets girl (in third grade). Girl becomes smitten with boy (in college). Boy and girl fall in love, move to California, and get married. Girl and boy spend years gallivanting around, focused on their careers, life, and everything but starting a family. Boy and girl overanalyze and over-plan everything (per usual) and decide that it’s finally time. Then all of a sudden, we are here. 30 weeks in, taking maternity photos, and looking forward to meeting what we affectionately ...